Green is the New Red: The Theology of Radical Environmentalism

Jesus made a special appearance at the Church of Seattle City Council Progressivism to compel all of us sinners to surrender our economic system to the socialist agenda and put our faith in the Green New Deal’s promise to save all our souls from the coming climate apocalypse. The Green New Deal should not be dismissed as another senseless ban on straws. You should understand that the radical environmentalism narrative is a politically correct shroud of irrational fear, designed to advance a complete takeover of our economy and country by a political party that is desperate to reclaim power.